Grab nut Monday

Every Monday all the ladies can grab any guys nuts as long as they say "Grab nut Monday!" when they say it whoever grabs the most dicks at your school wins grab nut Monday

Random guy: WTF WHY DID YOU GRAB MY NUTS
Random girl: its grab nut monday

by Ooferz.smofferz November 18, 2019

Double Nut Plunge

The act of getting your balls to fit inside of the vagina during coitus.

That hooker was so loose I gave her a Double Nut Plunge.

by SEA WEASEL November 11, 2009

Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Phatest brain nut

Phatest brain fart of the century.

Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.

by yourmothergay August 23, 2018

Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.

"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"

by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009

Bus a nut day

Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!

Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises

by Jfaulken June 6, 2018