Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more

Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs

by Slang danga December 25, 2016

monkey rich

Used to describe someone who has AIDS/ is HIV positive.

That bitch has AIDS, that’s a monkey rich hoe!

by the special sock April 16, 2020

Flying Monkey

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.

I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.

by literallyatinybaby November 2, 2020

nyonga monkey

To take Palmela out, milk the one-eyed snake. To make the bald man cry. Hand to Gland Action. Lakini wasee si mnajua kunyonga monkey ni nini...

Uyo fucker ali nyonga monkey after anyimwe!!!
Lakini ukidai huyo dame lazima unyonge monkey kwanza.

by d42Man November 5, 2020

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011