Flash job

n. A flash job is very similar to a blowjob however it is done quickly to avoid bein caught. Can also be considered a "quicky."

Jessica gave me a flash job last night behind the Walgreens.

Flash job by Gavin free May 7, 2013

quick job 

to have sex mad quick

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"

quick job by Goochenberg October 10, 2013

Surfy Job 

A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.

"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."

Surfy Job by TheMonsterTruk November 7, 2013

karate job 

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.

Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.

karate job by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013

Jones Job 

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

Jones Job by king dream November 25, 2013

jon job 

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

jon job by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

Skyrim job 

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

Skyrim job by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013