This is the very last one in the series but every single one of them is true! This one tells you that farting isn't rude or disgusting. It may seem that way because they usually smell bad, but it's just something a healthy human body does, a normal by-product of your body digesting food, so if you need to let one go, do it and if anyone objects fuck ‘em.
“Mikey let rip in class, teacher called him on it, so he explained fart Fact 14 to her and suggested if she was worried she should see her doctor. I nearly bust a gut trying not to laugh.”
by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019
Get the Fart Fact 14mug. Flatulence so powerfully putrid that one tiny whiff can cause you to involuntarily double over and vomit.
Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019
Get the rotting squirrel fartsmug. A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.
I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021
Get the tree felling fartmug. An art exhibit providing the brave participant with an opportunity to indulge in a rich olfactory immersive event of horrifically putrid flatulence unparalleled in the real world.
My anosmic friend gently escorted me into the sealed installation fart exhibit chamber, smiling like a ninny the whole time, and it wasn’t until she was literally crying with laughter that I fully understood what I had done.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
Get the installation fart exhibitmug. by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022
Get the Balls Farting💯mug. when a nigger just ate the niggermeal at mcdonalds containing chicken purple koolaid and watermelon the food then digest it through the small intestine to the large intestine the food then gets shit out at around 40 km an hour making a fart radius of 5km
by i eat black babies May 2, 2022
Get the poopy nigger fartmug. When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.
John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"
Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"
John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"
Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"
John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"
by C_SISTO October 15, 2010
Get the Beat Box Fartmug.