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E-bay-ish

When one acts like a whore and hooks up with the highest bidder at the party
You were being kind of e-bay-ish last night...you kept yelling only 2 hours left to bid or you can buy me now!
by knizzle2007 January 10, 2011
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e-binky

any handheld computer or smartphone used to allay boredom, or comfort or calm the user. (Adaptation of the word "binky," a common name for an infant's pacifier)
The wait was longer than I expected at the dentist's office. Good thing I had my e-binky to help pass the time.
by Illini OrangeBird January 25, 2011
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e-coffee

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.

See also e-tea
Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!
by chickitt April 4, 2011
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E-Sweep

Joe: Time to do an E-Sweep!
Kate: Don't sweep me!
by Wouldn'tyouliketoknow!! April 24, 2011
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e-scatological punishment

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.
Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.
by samuelducanada May 6, 2011
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e-knot

used in the phrase 'tie the e-knot', meaning to get married through the Internet.
The actor and the actress tied the e-knot yesterday because they had little time to get married in person.
by uttam maharjan November 30, 2010
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e-Grounded

When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.
Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."

Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"
by wetbitchtits December 1, 2010
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