Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Green bean

To hit a three pointer in a manner that is shockingly perfect, typically used as a celebration of sorts. Green fn.

"GREEN BEANNNNN."

"Yeah that's what I'm saying stroke that shit."

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

Aphrodite The Bean

Short

They're just short man idk Aphrodite The Bean is short like they're 5'4 and say they're average WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

by fiuck you May 13, 2022

buff beans beag

Eat beans for break

I to eat buff beans beag every day-joe mom

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

Bean flicker

Lesbian

She beat me in an arm wrestle and smacked my girlfriend on the bum , good chance she's a bean flicker!

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Bean Play

The core art of using beans for tactile, eco-friendly erotic pleasure, part sex, part philosophy, blending sensuality with sustainability.

Do you want to try Bean Play tonight???

by Max Levio November 28, 2025

Beans

Proper definition of beans : letting er eat and having a hell of a time doing it. Fucking shit up, hitting the behh, whipping shitties

Killing a limit of mallards is beans

Breaking your arm is not beans

by Beansgiver69 January 31, 2021