Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017

cunt on my tit

A phrase to express anger or defeat.

Jamaal: The warriors just blew their 3-1 lead.

Tyrone: Cunt on my tit

by JustYou'reAverageNigger June 16, 2017

harmonys tits

Harmonys tits

A well known pair of tits which are very big and held up by either blue, white or pink straps. Harmonys tits are very dangerous as they can break your wrists but when harmonys tits are in a good mood, there amazing.

"Woa dude have you seen harmonys tits? "

by HarveyP June 15, 2017

slouch tits

Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.

Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of

The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.

by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017

Tit-ter

A tit-ter of women. A group of women on a night out looking for cock.

Oi, Trev! There’s a tit-ter of women over there? Let’s go and join them and see if we get lucky!

by The beautiful cockerel October 31, 2017