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Bean

Nice sexy smooth Bean strong and irresponsible
by chops68 July 23, 2018
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Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.
Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021
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Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.
Alex was cool as beans all summer long.
by El Toros May 21, 2021
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Bean

To rape someone, or to make them suffer the consequences (of whatever they did, be it wrong or something you just didn't like).
"omg did you see carter like bean that mouse for taking his cheese?!"
by Krusty K. May 15, 2018
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BEANS

Can be a verb, noun and adjective.

Commonly referred to as "the beans"
John said "giver the beans" before mark crashed his vehicle highly intoxicated
by GOBBLESSHOSS May 29, 2023
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Shelly beans

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round
by anonymous June 12, 2025
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Fiddle your bean February

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”
by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018
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