When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
Get the Florida Canal Cakemug. 
Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016
Get the cake divermug. by Kroniccarey March 17, 2025
Get the lemon ginger cakemug. 
by RURRO RAGGY$@#@ May 16, 2021
Get the jacksons cakemug. A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C March 3, 2016
Get the salty cakemug.