piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019

piss

When a baby gets hit by a car.

Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!

Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!

by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020

Piss

ya do it every day!

(john) Man I really have to take a piss
(mike) Then go take one?

by orange15 May 24, 2021

Victorian piss

The smell that they spray in places like the London dungeons to make it smell authentically old

Ew it smells like Victorian piss in here. (Also referred to as vicky piss)

by montana93 September 19, 2025

Piss Off

A rude way to tell someone go away or leave them alone used especially in Australia.

Jimmy: Hello Logan ! I'm calling you with Graffiti Removal just wondering ,if you would consider getting rid off fuck symbol on the wall of your home made by my son the other day?
Logan:Piss off, mate .

by Barbara Vine November 11, 2019

Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.

Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022

Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.

Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024