Cunt-Monkey

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

Glitter monkey

A bisecual man that rarely grooms himself and mostly sits on his couch all day watching cartoons smoking pot and eating last nights leftovers.

The fact that along with watching gay porn all day jeremy's arm hair is 3 feet long is proof that he is a stereotypical glitter monkey.

by Bucket fuck March 27, 2017

Tit monkey

A term used to describe a breast feeding infant!!

Dear the tit monkey needs feeding can you put a tit in his mouth!!!

by Wally bazoom May 13, 2016

Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016

Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more

Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs

by Slang danga December 25, 2016

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012