The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.

My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.

by steve33 January 18, 2020

Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation

Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?

by Reno5280 January 27, 2020

Meat Flap

Temporary housing.

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017

Bunk Meat

Your prison bunkmate/lover’s genitals.

My old celly, Big Andre from cell block d, had the sweetest bunk meat on the market.

by the_madfella March 24, 2023

meat internship

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noun
1. when a man's girlfriend treats him like a piece of meat.
2. a man who is training to become a simp would be enrolled in a "meat internship".
3. a simp in development is a meat intern.
4. a simp in the making is a meat intern.
5. a meat internship is the first processes in becoming a simp.

•wyatt puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, wyatt has begun his meat internship.

•wyatt puts too much value on a female for no reason, wyatt is a meat intern.

•wyatt prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . wyatt's friends say he is enrolled in a meat internship and on his way in becoming a simp.

•A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp is enrolled in a meat internship.

by youtube AsV March 30, 2020

Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

@PEENABONIA

Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!

by Sheanado August 11, 2023