Mom

Haha I saw her last night;)

Hey Will, Your mom makes good Waffles!42

by Mommy123:) February 8, 2019

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

ur mom

words that 12 year olds say when they get roasted.

I ate ur mom last night!

by U STOLE MY BUTT February 15, 2019

Mom

My mom ate my burrito

Hey Chris my MOM ate my burrito

by Helloworldimrick February 16, 2019

Your mom

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LMAO THAT YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE HE SUCCED MC PORN

by IdiotDobe September 16, 2018

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

ur mom gay

ur mom gay

Hey dad, ur mom gay!

by Gojjan September 25, 2018