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by willy scott June 1, 2021
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TheGenerals Kiss

The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
"I took a huge crap and got TheGenerals Kiss in return."
by ζαχαρίας March 29, 2022
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Kiss Emily Day

There are actually multiple days this event occurs on. November 5, 19-21, 27. If November doesn’t work, then you can try any Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays in November. Actually, kiss Emily whenever you see her. She wants you so go for it.
Guy:Hey mind if I kiss you?
Emily:I don’t mind but why today?
Guy:Well it’s Kiss Emily Day!!
*kiss*
by millerjakey! October 28, 2021
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butterfly kisses

whilst orally pleasuring a woman, use your eyelashes to stimulate the clitoris, gently. inspired by the 1997 gospel song by bob carlisle.
i was going a little hard with the tongue work so i decided to hit the reset button with a few butterfly kisses.
by dj poopandscoop March 5, 2020
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Jim Crowe kiss

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!
by thuggaballz July 24, 2024
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Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina
Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina
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dementor kiss

When you're fucking someone so hard and making out that you literally suck the breath out of them.
We were going so hard I couldnt breathe cause he kept giving me dementor kisses!
by Sdawgwheels November 22, 2014
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