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Ranger Joe 

A party-goer, usually a male, that has too much to drink and prevents others from hooking up with women. Usually the interference includes repeated yells that interrupt other's attempts to get with women.
That kid is definitely Ranger Joeing it tonight.

"I am Ranger Joe!! Fuckoffffff Ya Cunt!!!"

Look at Ranger Joe- quite the interesting spill on his shorts.
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Piper Joe 

To partake in smoking a cone/bowl through a bong/pipe/etc.
Ugh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
Piper Joe by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008
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piper joe 

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.
Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
piper joe by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008

Sixpack Joe

Sarah Palin's example of 'Average Joe.' Nobody else in the world uses this phrase.
'Ask any hockey mom or Sixpack Joe about the economy...'
Sixpack Joe by omgomgomg12345 January 16, 2009

Fantastic Joe 

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"

Green Joe 

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe
Green Joe by greenjoe June 9, 2010
-did you meet joe yet?

-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe

- its been so long since i met joe.
meet joe by meetingjoe123 January 13, 2011