fart knock

when someone knocks on your ass until you fart much like shart knock

i like to fart knock on my animal

by vhcuo0gogfd May 10, 2014

fart valve

The part of your anus that needs flicking to cause sexual happenings. If it is flicked in the right way, your gonna get some, if not then I'm affraid it's time at the bar. Treat the valve right my friends.

'I swear I had a right good crack at her fart valve but I must not have hit the right part, I didn't get any poo loving'

by lukeeeey September 25, 2006

fart moisture

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

by Agent 47 July 15, 2007

Balls Farting💯

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.

“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯

by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022

poopy nigger fart

when a nigger just ate the niggermeal at mcdonalds containing chicken purple koolaid and watermelon the food then digest it through the small intestine to the large intestine the food then gets shit out at around 40 km an hour making a fart radius of 5km

this stupid nigger just fucking poopy nigger farted on my cat

by i eat black babies May 2, 2022

dry as a popcorn fart

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

by GSDlover January 21, 2018

Beat Box Fart

When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.

John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"

Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"

John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"

by C_SISTO October 15, 2010