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Bringin' The Douche

A phrase of exclamation when somthing is brought to the next level in a positive way, or negative way.
1: "Yo, you got brewskies AND Svedka? You're bringin' the douche!"
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."
by pupeguy February 10, 2024
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The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024
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Revved up douche

Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.

To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"

See also:

"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
by KillerNugget April 5, 2024
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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Gregging my Doucette

A slang term for ‘jerking my c0ck’.
I got caught Gregging my Doucette in the locker room, than coach made me buy his cookbook.
by bigalo22 March 1, 2025
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Gregging my Doucette

"Gregging my Doucette" is a phrase that refers to the bodybuilder and decorated athlete Greg Doucette.

It suggests that you are masturbating.
“Coach caught me Gregging my Doucette and then forced me to buy his cookbook!”
by bigalo22 March 3, 2025
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