Bean Bank

The act of loading and storing any type of bean into the foreskin of a penis
Tom had to bean bank his magical beans in order to cross the border without them getting confiscated.
by The teller of words January 14, 2022
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smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!
1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"


by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 03, 2008
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sexual bean

Alison VOSEY, the mega sex bean
Ooooo I’m a sexual bean
by Kit fake September 29, 2023
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Beaned

Created by USAF airmen of Mexican descent stationed in Europe who would have sex with women who had never been with a Mexican man before. Used exclusively with white europeans.
“Bro i beaned that Estonian shawty last night”
“She’s been beaned bro you don’t want that”
“I thought I had beaned that girl, but I found out later she had fucked José a few months back”
“I don’t think she’s been beaned before bro, she’s never even ate menudo
by therealairmansnuffy July 11, 2022
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Beaned

When you or an ally gets their cheeks clapped during a competitive game.
"damm you got Beaned"
by the_lord_of_knowledge March 25, 2019
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beaned

i just beaned kamala’s crib
by flibbertigybet June 11, 2021
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Beaned

When someone is so stoned there eyes are puffy and red they’re beaned
He smoked 2 grams and now he’s beaned
by September 14, 2020
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