old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia

The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia

by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006

duu duu cat

An individual who is confused and tries to fit in by attempting to do too much when unnecessary,

Ghost Ryder - Yo Tygrr this DJ sucks!!!
Tygrr - Shunnnn this DJ is a DUU DUU CAT!!!

by King Tygrr May 17, 2011

teh issuez cat

To have issues, one who has issues. Accompanied by a hand movement -'issUEZ'.
Also, my psychotic cat.

Eleanor: Rosalie, why did your cat just jump on my face?
Rosalie: Oh, sorry. She's kinda teh issuez cat.

Emma: The Ketchup Kid was even angstier than usual yesterday...
Rosalie: God, he is SUCH an issuez cat!

by 4*0$@l13 March 3, 2008

Stray Cat Strut

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
I ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Don't go crossing my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight

Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style

Stray Cat Strut

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

Dead Cat Dirty

Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.

Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.

Girl 2: What's DCD?

Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.

by Trap "Money" McCallister May 23, 2011

big cat country

Where shit gets serious. It can be used in the context of go big or go home. When you're going big, you're going to big cat country.

Yo Don, you might not want to go with me on this run, I'm headed for big cat country.

by Bananacus9000 February 20, 2011

Cat ear girl

The girl in school who always wears cat ears, or puffs. Mostly known to people as that girl who wears the weird headbands. Usually an all-around weird person, but has a nice side.

"Who is that"
"Just call her cat ear girl "
"Why"
"She always wears cat ears"

by 4av3n March 14, 2018