dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.

John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry

by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.

by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

dry dick

to dry dick means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in sexual intercourse. Lit. One's dick has become dry from a lack of sex.

Man, I've been dry dicking it for the last three weeks!

Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.

Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!

by ouattw3lp August 12, 2011

baby dick

a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.

simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.

by robert f June 2, 2004

Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' September 28, 2008