Moisture Daddy

Unlike the sugar daddy a Moisture Daddy is not older or wealthy, but has zero wealth and poor hygiene, Moisture Daddys typically weigh in at about 115-160 pounds, the best way to pick out a Moisture Daddy is they are typically small in stature and skinny. A moisture Daddy receives no benefits unlike the sugar daddy, they just take care of the Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. The Moisture Daddy feeds them so they can continue to eat and sweat and sweat and eat. The Moisture Daddy is very loyal to the Moisture Pig and Swampy D, they will continue to feed them until they can no longer fit through a normal sized doorway.

That poor man must be a moisture daddy, because he has no idea of how large his spouse is!

This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.

by Bshifters December 20, 2019

Daddy

somthing you call your hella hot dom

damn daddy harder

by immadieslowly December 10, 2021

Daddy Justin

A Short Sexy Mofo

Oh my lordy lord, is that DADDY JUSTIN!? Oh yes

by TheWatcher144 November 26, 2022

Daddy’s Cheese

Cheese made from the breast milk of a male

I want daddy’s cheese

by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021

daddy

a thirsty whore calls you then when she wants your cock

"Lets fuck daddy"

by fortniteisgay223 February 3, 2021

daddy

You need to get yourself some sexy daddy. You need daddys milk. Let him fuck you. Go get yourself a Sugar Daddy.

Girl 1: I drank my daddys milk last night...
Girl 2: Same. My sugar daddy fucked me so hard and fast, I could not walk for hours.

by iam_me May 7, 2022

Peanut daddy

A sugar daddy but without the money benefits, just a May December relationship

My peanut daddy asked me to pay to go see him I in Orlando

by Clmartin May 30, 2025