piss kink

you have one lmao fkn weirdo

jess: you look like you have a piss kink-

sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense

by pisskinkshamer69420 December 28, 2021

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.

Your ma's a piss jockey

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024

Piss

u pee in the toilet dumbass

I piss in the toilet bitch

by Ghostyvi January 17, 2022

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback

"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"

by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020

ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.

John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.

by viperidae February 7, 2024

yorkshire piss squeak

a little rat faced horrible dirt bag that tends to sit in there home on there own drinking themselves into a state were there brain tells them there brave , when in reality there's more courage in the cowardly lion in the wizard oz ,

hey who's that tool mouthing it off on Facebook? don't worry it's that little yorkshire piss squeak Paul , he's probably pissed up again, don't expect him in work

by Phil Blade June 27, 2023