Give me what you have.
by Chris Money November 23, 2007
Get the come up off mug.An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?
Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.
Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.
Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
by iandiablo April 1, 2011
Get the Jerk Off Condom mug.A ninja that shoots arrows at you from off the screen. He uses magic not chakra and apparently has the ability to do a hadouken.
NL: Hey who are you
OSN: I'm the off screen ninja, i shoot at you from off the screen.
NL: How do you do that?
OSN: With magic!
NL:I thought ninjas used chakra
OSN: Hadouken***
OSN: I'm the off screen ninja, i shoot at you from off the screen.
NL: How do you do that?
OSN: With magic!
NL:I thought ninjas used chakra
OSN: Hadouken***
by MrFeeney July 23, 2009
Get the off screen ninja mug.In a car that is equipped with some sort of forced induction system ,such as a turbo or a supercharger, a blow-off valve is usually availible as an aftermarket part to release excess pressure (boost) from the turbine system. Makes a very distinct noise. Like - pssssshhhhhhhhh! Or somtimes a chirping noise depending on the blow-off valve. Usually replaces a stock part usually refered to as a by-pass valve.
1. Gil: Whoah, dude! Did you hear that car go by?
Willy: Yeah, it sounded like it had a blow-off valve.
Willy: Yeah, it sounded like it had a blow-off valve.
by Wilburt May 9, 2006
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"That may be true, but you're off your chump if you think you can get off without putting 'off your chump' in the example usage here."
"That may be true, but you're off your chump if you think you can get off without putting 'off your chump' in the example usage here."
by offmychump December 20, 2008
Get the Off your chump mug.by John Sniffen December 11, 2006
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by pawk July 13, 2006
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