Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Bean trade

When you want a "Bean trade" with another guy that means you want to have annal sex

Bob: Hey Greg you want to do a Bean trade
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do

by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024

mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.

by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020

Stuffed Bean

Being filled with high amounts of cum to the point of discomfort

Hey dude! Isn't Samantha so attractive? I just wanna make her a stuffed bean!

by Nugg Boy May 21, 2019

bean

max webb

max is a bean

by way2cool4usmeglets June 23, 2022

Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.

Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025

bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)

Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now

by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019