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farting up a storm

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.
1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.
by sheek louch has big toes September 21, 2011
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fart knock

when someone knocks on your ass until you fart much like shart knock
by vhcuo0gogfd May 10, 2014
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fart moisture

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.
Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?
by Agent 47 July 15, 2007
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fart valve

The part of your anus that needs flicking to cause sexual happenings. If it is flicked in the right way, your gonna get some, if not then I'm affraid it's time at the bar. Treat the valve right my friends.
'I swear I had a right good crack at her fart valve but I must not have hit the right part, I didn't get any poo loving'
by lukeeeey September 25, 2006
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Fart Fact 4

A woman's fart smells worse than a man's. Although this may sound difficult to believe it is absolutely true! Although women and men produce the same amount of flatulence, a study conducted by Dr. Michael D Levitt, a gastroenterologist working in Minneapolis, found that women's farts consistently contain significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulphide, so they are definitely smellier.
Are you sure Malcolm isn’t a woman?”
“Fairly sure, why do you ask?”
“Well it’s because of fart fact 4.”
by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019
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Fart Fact 5

Most people fart between 14 to 22 times each day, try counting them if you don’t believe it. So if someone tells you they don't fart, they're probably lying and are specialists in SBDs and are just trying to avoid being blamed for that nasty smell that made everyone’s eyes water.
“I just told Malcolm that he is well above average, but I don’t think he realised I was referring to fart fact 5.”
by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019
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poopoo butthole fart

kindergardeners trying to be funny
K1: poopoo butthole fart!
everyone: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Gordon the big engine December 13, 2019
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