Dirty Kirwin

When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin

"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"

by THEGOGNAHT February 10, 2015

dirty robert

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator

"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"

by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022

Dirty Spacker

The term used when a person is dirty and a spack.
The term can only be used when a person is both of these characteristics.

"Hi Tom"
"Hi you Dirty Spacker"

by Supreme Chancellor Hughsie December 15, 2016

Dirty Jack

Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.

“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

Dirty Politician

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.

“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”

by Redblossom January 05, 2019

Dirty Jaide

A definite bisexual who wouldn't hesitate to flirt with their brothers ex girlfriend.

Stay clear of her mate, she's a proper Dirty Jaide.

by UrStupidCupid May 11, 2020

Dirty Cari

After a dude has nutted into a girls anus and the goop continues to leak out over a period of time she catches it in her hand and pops it in her mouth and proceeds to gargle it

Girl 1: Guuuuuurl everytime I take a step more of that seed trickles outta my damn ass!!!

Girl 2: Daaaaaayum!!!!

Girl 1: All good doe (proceeds to gargle)

Girl 2: Oh shit, that’s a dirty cari

by CnutPnucher April 06, 2020