An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

by The Govenor May 18, 2020

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.

My friend smells like butter jerky.

by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018

Duck butter

Duck Butter is the meth that's loaded into a pipe, burnt then scraped out.

Yo bro, let's smoke that duck butter.

by Artist mercurial December 12, 2019

soul butter

What Wrestler New Jack calls his cum.

I was at the ECW show last night and New Jack threw his Soul Butter at my dad.

by Dickfoley January 2, 2021

butter your nutella

cumming in the asshole

"Hey girl, I'll butter your nutella back at my place!"

by Hotgirl0173 July 3, 2025

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022