The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
Get the "soft drink" water-saver rulemug. When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.
Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.
This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.
This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.
Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
by Uncle father November 30, 2022
Get the Ass Watermug. 
Boy: you want to do it tonight?
Girl: yeah, just make sure not to leave holy water stains like you did last time
I was going to drink from that bottle, then I realized someone put holy water in it and felt discusted.
Girl: yeah, just make sure not to leave holy water stains like you did last time
I was going to drink from that bottle, then I realized someone put holy water in it and felt discusted.
by myyyyyyyname January 15, 2022
Get the Holy Watermug. The opposite of holy water.
by BigTallMexican June 16, 2022
Get the Bong Watermug. An old carpenter arrived on the building site on a Monday morning and said to the apprentice, "well Jimmy, did you get rid of your dirty water at the weekend?' thus - did you get "a ride" or "did you get the spuds drained"? In other words did you have sexual intercourse at the weekend or "blow yer load" and get rid of your dirty water. (See Get Er Bucked in Belfast).
by weeBelfastman March 15, 2025
Get the Dirty Watermug. Water contaminated by fuel.
In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
by Siegmund May 3, 2023
Get the Aircraft Carrier Watermug.