Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

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Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024

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Alabama Skin-Walker

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.

I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

by Goobackcandle January 17, 2025

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025

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Mao Lamdo Walk

A Mao Lamdo Walk is what happens when a pulp hero like Tarzan walks around like a boss. Named for the late Mao Lamdo, who popularised it for the theme song to the anime adaptation of Cobra.

Tarzan has done a Mao Lamdo Walk in many post-1950s adaptations, starting with the Gold Key comics adaptations and popularised internationally by the Disney version of the character.

by Snapper2001 January 27, 2026

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