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I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
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Ganja bean

Ganja bean is a very sweet and loving companion (CHONK AF ) :))))
Oh wow did you see that ganja bean, so CHONK.
by Juan Ganja Bean :)) September 23, 2021
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Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.
HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”
by Kasem123 April 7, 2024
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Lima Green Bean

Lima Green Bean left the WH early to go into the private sector.
by Coop Dupe February 5, 2025
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Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out
I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome
by MrCumMan May 1, 2023
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Bean Stain

When you try to wash a dish that you had recently stored or eaten baked beans out of, there's a nasty stain on the dish that takes a lot of scrubbing to clean. That is bean stain.
"You expect me to clean your bean stain? No, you do it yourself!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"
by VoodooRat May 4, 2020
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Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.
by Xocrone September 16, 2020
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