When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
Get the cactus cakemug. Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"
Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."
Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."
by keeks August 26, 2005
Get the cake on headmug. A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange
by Suzpqi March 30, 2024
Get the cake and candlesmug. Kanye West is such a qui cake...like who would vote for him for president.
That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!
That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!
by Quicake98mAs August 9, 2016
Get the qui cakemug. by Em123222 October 23, 2020
Get the cake outmug. by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018
Get the fudge cakemug. 