SIMP

Super
Intense

Minecraft
Player

person 1: are you a simp
person 2: yes

by axolotldoesstuff_0 February 10, 2022

Simp-dar

6th sense, an ability for a girl to recognize that a boy is a simp

"a gal needs a good simp-dar to stay out of trouble"

by scribequeen February 12, 2022

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

SIMP

Also known as Skill Issue Mental Disorder

Ex: this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

SIMP

also known as Skill Issue Mental Paralaysis

this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

Simp

It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them. This applies to males in relationships when they are so submissive that they say literally anything to be in favor with the female.

Ben: “You’re right, I don’t need girls that are friends in my life. Or friends in general. Or these testicles, they’re all yours”

Yevette: “No shit simp. Now go put another photo of me on Facebook saying how great I am”

by TXtruth April 1, 2022

simp

simp is someone called darina or medine. it is a person who wants old ass people like fizruks or english teachers.

-ure such a simp!
-no im not medine!

-ure simp asf medine

by pussykiller3000 April 2, 2022