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Ranboo Simp

A cancerous individual cell that attempts to infect every single human being.
"The Ranboo simp smells really bad"
by Signori January 12, 2022
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A simp is the opposite of a pimp.
Pimps are players. Simps get played.
A simp is like a sugar daddy in the makeing.
by Raheim September 3, 2020
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A partner who demonstrates a lot of affection and attention to their partner, i.e, exhibits 'simping behaviour'. A member of the Simp Nation will not only verbally affirm their affections, but also use actions such as travelling long distances or missing work, to show their partner they care. A Simp will often deny their simp status out of pride, however, a simp is easily identifiable based on how they treat their partner.
Josh is a simp because he drives 1.5 hours regularly to see his girlfriend.
by ebaker April 12, 2023
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Super intense minecraft player
Name for your friend who plays minecraft very much
by Marijanko December 1, 2021
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Sam Bankman-Fried. CEO of FTX
Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.

Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.

Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023
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Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).

Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.

Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
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