Lung Butter

The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes

Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.

Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.

by Therealrothman November 24, 2016

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

Goat Butter

Penile white creamy discharge more commonly found in uncircumcised unwashed penises typically located under the base of the head.

I haven't showered in days, oh man I have so much goat butter on my dick.

by Uncircumcised Mexican November 26, 2019

Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Mixing Butter

vb.: When a cat massages you affectionately. Also known as kitty muffins and kneading.

Awwww... Momo is mixing butter on my shoulders!

by aliendaydreamer February 19, 2020

Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.

(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.

by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022

Butter Batter

Something so amazingly delicious, that you might go mad over it and can’t live without it ever.

One of the finest and most delectable desserts’ places which might include cakes, macarons, cookies, bonbons, truffles or baked cheesecakes.

Thank you for coming in my Life ! You are no less than Butter Batter !

You make me fall in Love with you whenever I see you. Are you Butter Batter ?

by RajaHarishchand November 24, 2021