Come on John 

When you neglect to use proper grammar and it comes back to haunt you.

Are you coming to the Pride Parade?

I'm not gay. Come on John .

Come on John by bartlettville June 14, 2016

Koppeling A John

A term used by the residents of Cape Town, a modern slang term, a linguistic cross-over between English and Afrikaans.

The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid

James: "Don't be an idiot Luke, Gibson is way better than Fender :
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."

*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"

James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"

Koppeling A John by Malloy the taking Bear February 18, 2018

Doing a John Cena 

Doing a John Cena means that you go in both places and disappears on naked eyes.

Term came from John Cena, a wrestler known for flashy squash moves.

Ben's a fan of Cena, and he's Doing a John Cena right now.

Doing a John Cena by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

Tickled by uncle john 

To feel awkward or uncomfortable

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”

Tickled by uncle john by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019

ron paul john 

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.

Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!

ron paul john by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021

Big Bad John 

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed

Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.

Big Bad John by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

Hood niga john 

Hood Niga John is the our lord and savior (The holiest name of Jeses Christ) the son of King Nigger (The holiest name of God)

“Thou shall go to church and pray to Hood Niga John every Sunday morning”

Hood niga john by Hoodlumfromdahood November 25, 2021