Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

by B Ronson April 29, 2008

Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005

cum grano salis

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.

Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.

by illEATurHARTout March 9, 2004

Shitty Butt-Cum

A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.

"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"

by six_plus_one July 24, 2008

Marijuana Cum Shot

When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).

Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.

by teriyakichild August 19, 2012

Oojah-cum-Spiff

Finally all right.

Everything is oojah-cum-spiff now that Barack is President.

by ChezzaChef August 31, 2009