Donny Blue Belly

Cameron Augie

Hey Donny blue belly want to Abby Avila

by Johnny Garcia March 31, 2020

Blue fun guy

A reference to shrooms as they are a blue fungi. After being exposed to air, psilocin, an active chemical in shrooms, oxidizes and turns blue in color. This makes shrooms bluish in color.

“Did you meet the blue fun guy yesterday?”
“Yeah, and he sent me to the moon.”

by Dexan the 1 and 0n14 February 12, 2020

kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book

James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.

by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020

Blue-Water Blumpkin

A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty

You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure

by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020

Little Blue Smurf

Gook it up

Little Blue Smurf is such a smelly cunt

by damLan March 21, 2020

rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)

John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.

by weyus May 7, 2020

Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting

Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!

by SXNNY July 9, 2020