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deep pockets/short hands

A miserly billionaire, especially when it comes to charity
Sure he's loaded, but he, he's just charity-stays-in-the-pocket kind (or unkind!): deep pockets/short hands
by vivauganda December 23, 2010
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One hand in the jungle book

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives
Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey
by The Murfster January 13, 2011
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got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"
Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.
by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014
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give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
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You're right hand comes off?

When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".
Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"
by Anonimity7 March 27, 2023
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rock n roll hand gesture

i posted a picture of me doing a rock n roll hand gesture because i’m the best soccer player
by urbandictionary1789 April 21, 2022
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
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