Simp VCM

Simp VCM is in absolute heaven when Dafydd responds to her messages, she sure is a certified simp, but only for Dafydd!

(Them) Hey are you a Simp VCM?

(You) yes I sure do love Dafydd!

by NMOwen January 15, 2022

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Simp

A Twitch streamer named Fedmyster.

Fed is a simp

by Ronaldodonaldo April 15, 2020

Simp

A man that commits to a woman who has children from another man; A man that allows another man to raise his children.

He's letting her new boyfriend simp his kids

by Macheteman September 18, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simp

Mork

Mork is such a simp

by favvinyl April 11, 2020

Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!

“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”

by OfficialChi April 9, 2022