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John

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates
He is the biggest John ever
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day
by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022
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john miceli

John micelli - child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce anothnys ass
Did you see how swiftly John whooped Anthony?

John miceli - a child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce Anthony’s ass
by Chrisgromedwards October 15, 2022
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Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.
"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"
by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016
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Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!
by Ilbeity October 13, 2023
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John Cree

A mythical man, commonly sighted in the halls of the Grange academy technical department reciting the FEEDSCAM analysis.

John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique
Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Cree, all heroic men whom gave all for country and their people.
by Sir John Cree December 10, 2019
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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