Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

Simp

A guy/girl that is obsessed with a person and would do anything for them.

Chad: I would do anything for this girl!
Jake: your such a SIMP.

by DearRay April 18, 2022

Simp

Half of the people who make definitions on this website.

Wow, half of the people on the urban dictionary are just people simping for their crush or whatever!

by FloorMatt9 April 20, 2022

Simp

BSG's one and only SHOTTA

The biggest simp ever?

Oh yeah that's bsg_shotta

by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022

Simp

Simp stands for "straight in my pussy" thats why so many woman also "simp" for others, especially fictional characters.
A group of simps is called a "stampede of straights" because only straight people use the word "simp" seriously.

"I'm such a simp for Katsuki Bakugou" "For real? why don't you simp for someone like Shawn Mendes"

by bbq sauce on my tiddies December 29, 2020

simp

A slang used for generalizing men or women that assumes the attraction of the opposite gender wanting sex, money, attention, etc. Especially women named "Claire"

Claire is simping for this hot guy on Pornhub.

by incamstol December 29, 2020

Simp

Someone who ditches the boys to be with a girl

Damn, Fabio left the Leugue call to be with a girl. What a simp.

by BananaMouse7 December 29, 2020