dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

by pandaslapp December 19, 2016

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gliding monkey

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)

What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.

by PaulPierce November 13, 2015

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Monkey boy

He got a booty. He got a body. He cute. He hot. He kinda looks like a monkey tho. But who fucking cares anyway.

Momkey boy is very cool. I saw monkey boy yesterday

by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018

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Choke the monkey

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Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

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Classroom monkey

Classroom monkey's are the black kids that don't respect anyone but themselves and consistently act out in class because they don't plan on ever being a functioning part of society.

Connor: Did you hear Darnell in the back of class?!
Tom: I know right! I couldn't even hear myself think.
Connor: Yeah, he is such a Classroom monkey!

by MEat-un-beet May 27, 2018

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