clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink

I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

by toree05 March 12, 2022

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

water sauce

straight from the faucet, fresh from the sink, water sauce goes well with kibbles and can replace any other sauce for a culinary bland experience!

i'll take some more water sauce on my turkey judge Boner!

by Agragol March 18, 2022

yellow water falls

when a guy has to piss really bad and sits on the top of the stairs and a girl sits behind him and uses her legs to squeeze his lower stomach until he totally pisses his pants. The pee flows like a water falls down the steps.

she squeezed the piss out of him at the top of the stone steps and it caused a yellow water falls.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Dog water

When your absolutely trash at something usually used by people that are under the age of 14

this dudes dog water, you missed? Your dog water

by Alex the noob March 22, 2022

mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup

“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”

by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022

Cheeto Water

When you sister proceeds to shove Cheetos in her water until it turns orange

Person: what are the hell are you doing?
Sister: putting my Cheetos in my water.
Person:why?
Sister: because cheeto water is tasty.
Person: wtf.

by Arsonborbisthekeytolife March 25, 2022