A Hot Chocolate

After a night of drinking and fast food your first bowel movement is liquid diarrhea that looks like Hot Chocolate.

This morning after a night of partying Joey started his day with A Hot Chocolate

by Oscar 2022 February 19, 2023

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024

Chocolate Caviar

To eat fish poop like chocolate.

“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”

“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”

by Saucy_Ramen_God April 24, 2019

Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.

I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!

by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

pop a chocolate

put your mouth upon and savor

it is the holidays ... do i dare to pop a chocolate ... omg ... sweet jesus ...yummmmmmmm

by asparagusnerd December 20, 2010

Chocolate Prodder

A homosexual man.

Elton John is a right chocolate prodder.

by cuntyballsack November 3, 2012