laugh whore

n, someone with an overwhelming desire to be funny, i.e. they feed on laughter.

Mario Cantone calls himself a laugh whore.

by NeonCat September 26, 2005

whore couch

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.

"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."

by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008

Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.

Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.

by VoodooPigeon October 27, 2009

Mountain Whore

A prostitute who will go to any means to acheive extreme prostitution, as in the limits of the mountain.

Your girlfriend is such a mountain whore.

by ABM April 26, 2006

pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself

Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.

by Jon March 23, 2005

towny whore

a female chav, loves to do lots of 'chav' like things. can often be found with a can of cheap cider loitering late at night. can sometimes be accompanied by male chav for breeding purposes.

girl1 :"did you see her shag that guy outside the burbery store last night"
girl2 :"yeah, she is such a towny whore"

by neiler45 August 10, 2006

Welfare whore

An agent that accepts legal currency in exchange for infringing on inherent civil liberties and rights, regularly executed by means of extortion utilizing a monopoly on violence, namely government.

That police officer is a real welfare whore; he doesn't understand or respect liberty.

by @Goose_heart August 17, 2017