freaky water

to be freaky with water; freaky water coming out a woman’s vagina. sexual intercourse that leads to freaky water.

Aniyah produced freaky water after we had intercourse.

by Therealdefinder November 2, 2022

dutch water slide

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.

Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.

by Aezkalie October 20, 2013

The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.

Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 7, 2020

Dink water

A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.

Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.

by Redheadedstepchild12 February 11, 2022

southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

by comfortedreality May 4, 2023

Wade in the water

Slave song

Slave 1: MASA IS COMING!!

Slave 2 Sings: “You got to wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children.”

by DogWalker325 March 14, 2024

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025