Urban Dictionary Editor

Piece Of shit.

That urban dictionary editor eats shit for breakfast.

by dick69999999 December 21, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Effect

What happens when u'v replaced a social life for a computer, found this site then tried to reintroduce yourself back into society only to realize what u should've known in the first place...your a douche and no amount of "urban" lingo will ever change that!

Douche: Hey friend
Dudes: .......
Douche: I have this flirtationship I have to work on....later
Dude#1: What a fucking douche!
Dude#2: Its The Urban Dictionary Effect....Created a whole douche renaissance
Dude#1: *Takes his own life*

Dude#2 Now spends his days in Asia dodging std's and campaigning against the spread of douchyness with the popular campaign slogan "WTF". Through education and economic incentives all for the ultimate goal of reforming article 7 of the Rome Statue of the international criminal court to include Douchyness as a crime against humanity and therefore punishable by death.

by Fuzzworth2000 December 9, 2011

Walking The Urban Tightrope

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.

'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.

by Mr. Belvedere October 21, 2007

Names on urban Dictionary

either a current boyfriend that jerks off their ego or someone with that name themselves jerking off their ego

guy 1: dude i just searched my name up on urban dictionary

guy 2: nice what did it say
guy 1: it said im great in every way
guy 2: thats pretty inaccurate

guy 1: yeah i hate names on urban dictionary

by an exhausted fisherman December 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010

Urban Dictionary Begs

People who upload things to UD trying to be a beg or advertise .

name upload the definition : name - a cute funny amazing guy .... #beg # Urban dictionary begs

by Melonfuckarr October 26, 2015

Screw. Urban. Dictionary

umad?

When looking up you're name, and seeing something you don't like? Screw. Urban. Dictionary.

by invisibleunknown July 15, 2011