Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

Jesus Tits

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

No tits

This expression can be used as another meaning for "You won't do it" or "You won't". It overall means, you have 'no tits so you won't do it.'. "Hey, I'm going to message him!""No tits, you won't". It is the women equivalent of no balls.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

A: "Hey, I'm going to message him!"
B: "No tits, you won't"

by Matt&Gabi July 12, 2022

Tits

Someone (usually a guy) who has big tits, and is usually fucking gay.

"Yo tits"

"Hey tits, shut the fuck up"

by nbrett81 August 26, 2011

Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 September 23, 2015

Tit-Hug

A thing done in NSFW animations where the woman's tits are so fucking huge that they can wrap around the other person, sort of hugging them.

Other names include: Boob-Hug, Breast-Hug, really any term for boob followed by hug.

Person1: dude did you see that video i sent you?
person2: yeah, she totally tit-hugged you dude

by randomwhiteboy July 3, 2024

Tit face

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019