shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013

Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

by PWMusic August 19, 2009

diva shit

term that gay men use when they like something or about something that makes them feel more like a woman

see this here black mink that i am about to wear to this xmas charity event...thats diva shit...

by oni the kid January 20, 2009

shit sprinkler

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit

Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there

by fartposter December 19, 2013

Little Shit

A particularly annoying person. The do not have to be small, but a little shit will act like an obnoxious prick.

"Oh my god, Nolan is such a little shit!"

by Mushy_ February 15, 2019

Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

Shit Sticker

Another word for a gay guys,or faggot

hey are you a shit sticker

by TrueGaming June 12, 2016