A SIMP is a boy or girl (normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a girl’s attention maybe even just a hug.
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. 
A man who loves women to the extent of putting them before everything, including Saturdays (which are for the boys) he has been given this name and a special title the (Simp card) which he has to live with for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Ayo Nick, where is Josh
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*
All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*
All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!
by AYFIDBUFUWGUFDU April 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A state of fatigue induced from an extended period of time observing simps incentivize overrated women en masse to produce thirst traps and develop an entitlement complex.
Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:
•Excessive irritability at the sight of 😍🤩🥵 emojis
•Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
•Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
•Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content
Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:
•Excessive irritability at the sight of 😍🤩🥵 emojis
•Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
•Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
•Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content
I have so much Simp Fatigue! Simps keep coming out of the woodworks to support Sydney Sweeney -who is mid- at the slightest hint of cleavage!
Don't these simps realize typing 🥵 on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?
That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!
Don't these simps realize typing 🥵 on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?
That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!
by Vermillion-Rx July 25, 2025
Get the Simp Fatiguemug. by Halslsk November 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
Get the Simp 🫤mug.